So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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