and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
then he tried to convert me to islam
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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