it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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