its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
