I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
If i come over, it means nothing
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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