So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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