i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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