I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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