as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
50% drunk capacity currently
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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