Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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