And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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