sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize