I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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