i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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