I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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