Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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