If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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