Yo dont text me then not text me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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