I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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