seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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