Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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