Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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