so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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