Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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