Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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