he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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