And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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