She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We need a shit load of segways right now
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
