So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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