The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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