Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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