She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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