she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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