Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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