At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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