it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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