No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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