I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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