Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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