I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
