The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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