Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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