This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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