fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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