Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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