Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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