big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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