I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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