he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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