ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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