hell yes lets make some ravioli
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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