Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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