he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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