What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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