carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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