You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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