You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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