Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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