A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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