So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
