so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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